I hope they call me on a mission when I have saved a dime or two and I will bear the financial burden to teach and preach and BRTR.T that build relationships of trust and help

investigators identify and recognize the spirit and build uncommon beliefs and

ask direct will you questions and perfect the commitment pattern so I can manipulate their emotions

while spewing memorized missionary discussions in their face and be lovingly pushy and

unavoidable naive in myopic and incredibly short-sighted and

judgmental while pretending that I know way more than I actually do as a 19 year old elder to grow the financial mega kingdom of God LLC and be my own best

brain washer avoiding TV and movies and music and family and dating giving up pretty much all the things that are most important

to me so that I can avoid cultural shame and become the mormon that everyone thinks I should

be whether that's really who I am or not as missionaries do.

This is infants on thrones.

The philosophies of men beingled with humans.

We are the core. After your faith has let you down

Welcome back to Infants on Thrones.

I'm Glenn O'Sland and today I sit down with two

Nevermo coworkers, Tim Bowen and Stephen Johnson of the Steady Trade Podcast, to smack down the missionary

discussions that I used when I was a missionary back in the early 90s.

Now, we don't get too far into the first discussion in this episode because,

well, Tim and Stephen found it all pretty weird and pretty aggravating, and you'll hear it just listen you'll get it and hopefully

we'll also get Stephen too because I think after this he might just convert

take a listen

All right are you guys ready to get religion?

Yeah, let's just let's just fucking roll with it. I have no idea what we're gonna do but I'm just open to do it and just be

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