Ep. 50—No Wizard Left Behind

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

For the love of god, someone teach these children language arts. This week, Ron stuffs his face; Harry loses his temper (again … and again); the twins recruit some freelancers; Mondays are the worst; Snape teaches kids to make Xanax; and Umbridge is just as bad as we suspected she would be. Plus: We get into the weeds on education policy! We promise it's scintillating. This week's chapters: The Sorting Hat's New Song & Professor Umbridge Next week's chapters: Detention with Dolores & Percy and Padfoot

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0:00.0	I'm sorry, Dumbledore.
0:03.0	I'm afraid I can't sort that.
0:05.0	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club that has become self-aware.
0:12.0	Hym!
0:14.0	Thank you, headmaster, for those kind words of welcome.
0:18.0	Well, it is lovely to be back at Hogwarts, I must say, and to see
0:22.2	such happy little faces looking back at me. The Ministry of Magic has always considered
0:27.6	the education of young witches and wizards to be of vital importance. I am very much looking
0:33.9	forward to getting to know you all, and I'm sure we'll be very good friends.
0:40.9	I'm Heather Pricewright and I'm Alex Dallenberg and we are not a computer but we are
0:46.6	this is cool on episode 50 of the Quibbler. That is crazy. It's absolutely nutballs.
0:55.8	I can't believe we made it.
0:57.0	It's nutballs.
1:00.0	I can't believe we made it this far.
1:01.4	It is bananas.
1:03.1	We're only halfway through.
1:03.5	Yes.
1:04.7	We did the calculations.
1:09.8	By my calculations, we have about 47 episodes left.
1:13.0	Well, that's crazy and a lot.
1:14.2	And probably... If we just do the books.
1:16.1	Yeah.
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