Ep. 4 Paper-cut Ginner
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2012
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
In episode four of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner introduce April, their sharp-tounged four-year-old daughter, who tells Chris Brown how it is. The two discuss Ralphie's recent appearance on Jeff Ross' "The Burn." Lahna interviews Diane Kawasaki, a Japanese-Korean-American little person, about her "midget giner," and reveals how it feels to have sex with one. The show ends with Langhorne Slim, live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville.
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| 0:00.0 | My name is April Jumei, and I'm a strong woman, because I don't take bullshit from nobody. |
| 0:06.8 | And fuck you, Chris Brown. |
| 0:09.0 | Hey, woman, I'll knock you in a dirt, you piece of shit. |
| 0:13.7 | And again, so everybody harm me? |
| 0:17.3 | Fuck you, Chris Brown I like the house to cold |
| 0:28.4 | I like to keep it hot |
| 0:31.2 | I don't care much more cooking |
| 0:34.1 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:36.7 | scares me where she's driving |
| 0:39.5 | and that always |
| 0:41.3 | causes a fight |
| 0:42.2 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:45.0 | and I like to fuck at night |
| 0:47.6 | sometimes |
| 0:53.4 | it drives me crazy |
| 0:54.8 | All those things you do |
| 0:57.4 | You're a big bad gentile |
| 1:00.5 | And you're a dirty Jew |
| 1:02.7 | Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:05.8 | Sometimes you're not right |
| 1:08.2 | Lighty bus in the morning. |
| 1:11.7 | And I suck dick at night. |
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