Ep. 49 Eating alone with company
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2013
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
This week Lahna joins iconic comedian and author Fred Stoller for lunch and a trip to the book store at the Grove. She finds out that Fred suffers from extreme social anxiety and has very particular requirements when it comes to going out to eat. Fred buys Lahna a copy of his book "Maybe We'll Have You Back: The Life of a Perennial TV Guest Star" at Barnes and Noble. The band is Blackfoot Gypsies
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| 0:00.0 | Please welcome Fred Stoller, ladies and gentlemen, Fred Stoller. |
| 0:03.0 | All right. |
| 0:04.0 | All right. |
| 0:16.0 | What a show so far. |
| 0:18.0 | I'm out. I'm dressed up. I'm looking to meet. Yeah, I'll be honest. I currently don't have a girlfriend the last seven years. No, no, no, no, no, don't get me wrong. I meet. I meet women, but they're all psychos. I need to weed them out. I'm picky. I'll give you an example. I met this girl last week. I said, you want to go back to my place? She goes, you're not going to kill me, are you? |
| 0:37.8 | What kind of a question is that? Like, if I am, I'm going to be honest about it. I'm going to go, yeah, I don't know. I may kill you, I may not. I'm not sure. I'm kind of tired. I think I'll just wound you. I got me mad asking her if I was going to kill her. |
| 0:54.7 | She deserved to kill her. |
| 0:57.3 | She deserved to die just for asking me that. |
| 1:00.8 | I said, I wasn't going to kill you, but now do you bring it up? It's not a bad idea. |
| 1:07.2 | Women's shmimming. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.6 | A few weeks ago I was in bed with this girl, |
| 1:15.6 | and she goes, no sex, we're just going to sleep, will be friends. |
| 1:19.6 | What friends do that? |
| 1:22.6 | I played basketball with my friend the other day and said, |
| 1:25.6 | what do you want to do now? |
| 1:26.6 | Let's take a nap together. |
| 1:28.3 | I like the house to cold. |
| 1:29.3 | I don't care much for cooking. I like to keep it hot. |
| 1:46.0 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 1:49.0 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 1:51.0 | It scares me when she's driving. |
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