Ep. 50 Snoring and Scoring
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2013
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
This week Ralphie is back and talks about the last two weeks and what went down that put him temporarily in a psych ward for lack of sleep. Then Lahna heads to Wayne Federman's bedroom to see where he secretly composes scores for movies that dont exist...at least not yet. This weeks band is Grass Root Kids
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| 0:00.0 | Larry? Larry David. |
| 0:04.0 | Dean, Weinstock. |
| 0:07.0 | Oh my God. Yeah. He used to be your next-door neighbor. |
| 0:10.0 | Hey, man. It is so good to see you. Hey, hey. |
| 0:13.0 | Whoa. Oh, Christ. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh, my God. These are broken. |
| 0:19.0 | Thank you. Thank you. That is just so good to see you, man. Good to see you. Good to see you. That looks great. She, I'm sorry about your glasses here. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'll send your bill. Tell me, how's Cheryl? Where did you guys move to? You what? You'll send me a bill? Yeah, yeah, yeah. These are, I don't think these are... Wait a second. Yeah. You're gonna send me a bill just for the glasses. Why? Because they're like $219. I didn't break your glasses. It was the hug that broke them. It wasn't you specifically, but you were the one who instigated the hug. |
| 0:54.7 | I didn't instigated the hug? Yeah, I came in for like for a shake. I came in for a shake, and then I saw you make a move for the hug. So I went in. I kind of remember I said the hey. I think you're mistaken my hay for a hug. Even if I did initiate the hug? Yes. Which I didn't. Yeah. That still doesn't make me responsible for your glasses. |
| 0:53.4 | They're your glasses. |
| 0:54.6 | They're around your net. With all due respect, I feel like you didn't recognize me. Then I did the hay. Then I did the shake. And then you came in and because you were so embarrassed and so mortified that you did not recognize me, you overcompensated by a super strong hug that broke my glasses. |
| 1:29.0 | That's an incredibly idiotic theory. I think because you're a needy person, you wanted me to like you. So you hug me. I'm not a needy person. Okay, that's number one. I have no needs at all. Okay. I wasn't overcompetited. I don't like you. Why would I want to hug you? I'm not paying for your glasses. |
| 1:25.6 | I'm not asking you to pay for the glass. |
| 1:27.1 | I'm asking you for your glasses. |
| 1:42.4 | I'm not asking you to pay for the glasses. I'm asking you to replace these glasses that you broke. I'm still paying for them, even if I replaced them. Am I not? What's the difference? I don't know if you know an optometrist. I don't know. No, I don't know any optometrist. Well, I didn't think it is. So in that case, that's why I'm invoicing you. |
| 1:47.3 | Okay, you send me the invoice. I'm going to rip it up into tiny little pieces, and I might even pee on it. |
| 2:19.5 | Wow. Well, I didn't think it is. So in that case, that's why I'm invoicing you. Okay, you send me the invoice. I I like to keep it hot |
| 2:22.2 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 2:25.1 | I like to eat a lot |
| 2:27.7 | scares me where she's driving |
| 2:30.6 | and that always causes a fight |
| 2:33.2 | I like to fuck in the morning and i like to fuck at night |
| 2:38.6 | sometimes it drives me crazy all those things you do you're a big fat gentile |
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