Ep. 48 Take me out to the ball game!
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2013
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
In this episode Lahna co hosts with Daughter April. Then it's off to the batting cages with comedian Rick Rome to teach Lahna and Ralphie some tricks from an almost pro ball player.
The band is Dylan McDonald
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Abbott! |
| 0:01.0 | What do you want, Costello? |
| 0:02.0 | No, Abbott. |
| 0:03.0 | I understand that you're going to be the manager of the Luke Costello Junior Youth Foundation |
| 0:06.1 | baseball team. |
| 0:07.1 | Yes, we just organized the thing. |
| 0:08.1 | Oh, you did? |
| 0:09.1 | Sure. |
| 0:10.1 | Well, I'd like to play on the team myself. |
| 0:11.1 | You know, I know something about baseball. Well, that was the accomplished. Well, I'd like to know some of the guys' names on a team, so when I meet on my street or in the ballpark, I'll be able to say hello to them. |
| 0:04.9 | Why, surely, I'll introduce you to the boys. |
| 0:06.6 | Do you know, strangely may seem they give these ballplayers nowadays, very peculiar names? |
| 0:09.5 | You mean funny names? |
| 0:10.1 | Nicknames, pet names, like... I'll be able to say hello to them. Why, surely I'll introduce you to the boys. You know, strangely may seem they give these ballplayers nowadays, very peculiar names. |
| 0:22.9 | You mean funny names? |
| 0:23.5 | Nicknames, pet names, like Dizzy Dean. |
| 0:25.6 | Daffy Dean. I'm their French cousin. French cousin. Goufé. Goufé. Goufé. Well, now, let's see. We have on the bags. we have who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third. |
| 0:19.9 | That's what I want to find out. |
| 0:20.8 | What's silly name? |
| 0:21.6 | I say who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third. |
| 0:24.6 | Are you the manager? |
| 0:25.1 | Yes. |
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