Ep. 47 Lahna Gets High and hits the Buffet

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2013

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In this episode Lahna visits a real life grow house with comedian/pot expert Halli Borgfjord (@hallib) and learn about how to grow a pot plant. Then conveniently heads over to the Vegas Buffet with comedian/magician Justin Rivera (@justinrivera) to see him in action as he "Power Eats" a favorite past time of his that has left him passed out in parking lots around the US.

This weeks band is Jilly Martin.

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0:00.0	Roll another blunt.
0:04.0	Yeah.
0:06.1	Oh, good.
0:10.2	La da da da da da da.
0:12.0	Yeah.
0:13.0	La da da da.
0:15.0	La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la La La La La La La I was gonna clean my room until I got high
0:26.6	I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
0:32.6	My room is still messed up and I know why
0:37.7	Why man?
0:38.6	Yeah, because I got hot, me because like a hot
0:42.3	I like a high
0:43.3	I like to eat
0:46.3	I like to cold
0:50.3	I like to keep it hot
0:52.3	I don't care much for cooking I like to keep it hot I don't care much for cooking
0:55.0	I like to eat a lot
0:58.0	scares me when she's driving
1:01.0	and that always causes a bite
1:03.0	I like to fuck in the morning
1:06.0	and I like to fuck at night
1:09.0	sometimes you drive And I like to fuck at night Sometimes it drives me crazy
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