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I don't know why adventuring groups don't hire a second healer.

I just feel like it would solve a lot of the arguments that we've been hearing.

Welcome to your wrong about. The podcast where the fantasies are real, but your memories are not.

Ooh, very prescient to today's topic. Hi, I'm Sarah Marshalland and I'm writing a book about

the albeir scare. I'm Michael Hobbit. I work at the Huffington Post, which is a large

wooden pole in the ground that keeps a dragon named Huffington Tethered.

So today is part three into our deep dive on the Glenn Close trial. But before we get to that,

I just wanted to point out, I was looking through some transcripts and it turns out that one of the

big pieces of contention in the trial, whether or not Glenn was okay with the sun smoking pot,

is actually inaccurate. So to debunk it, if you actually go back to the very first episode,

it's kind of clear that Nick doesn't actually know how to smoke pot and Glenn is trying to stop him,

which is the opposite of what is conveyed in the trial. Well, Glenn didn't really dissuade the idea

of Nick's smoking pot. So it's kind of his own fault there. Why don't you tell me what you know

about the jury selection process for this trial? Okay, I know a lot about this actually is that

there were 13. I think that the deliberations themselves took two weeks, very intense deliberating on

this case. Right. Yeah, no, it was completely anonymous. Nobody knew who they were. So with all

that table setting out of the way, do you want to talk about the verdict? Yes, please.

Welcome to Dungeons and Datties, not a BDSM podcast. Actually, a thrilling courtroom drama D&D

podcast about four dads from our world, flung to the forgotten realms and the quest to rescue

their lost sons. My name is Freddie Wong. And I play Glenn Close, the rock and roll bar dad. And

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