Dungeons and Dades is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups.

Basically, all the good stuff. That was my dad wrote a porno reference.

Anyways, the content warnings can be found in the episode description.

It was the night before Christmas, but you didn't know that at the time,

because you were in the favor. Well, now I want to make it rhyme.

I just did. I just did.

So they're writing a stop now. You're in the fair room.

Back on her.

Maybe it's Christmas. Maybe it's not time is weird like that.

But as you were on your way to an adventure with Payton, let's say as you were on the way to Oakvale,

you stopped and camped for the night and built a little fire.

That's the sound of our entire timeline exploding when it's at each of us.

Or maybe it's some other time. Who knows?

How about a wizard named St. Nick takes us out of our timeline so we can have this scene and then we throw this back in the middle.

Okay, so here's what happens. You go into an inn.

And Payton is like, one of you has like underwear that's got like a little Santa on it or something like that,

just because you miss pack the other one is pregnant with God's baby.

And there's no room at the end.

Yes. There's no room at the end.

The other is the same.

This is it. Yes, we're all trying to stay it and in.

And there's no room. So we have to take Payton and we're all going to go sleep in the barn instead.

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