Dungeons and Datties is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups.

Content warnings can be found in the episode description.

What you're witnessing is real. The participants are not actors.

Both parties have agreed to have their cases settled here.

The Sheepals Court? Yeah, that's right, I said it.

These are the plaintiffs, the people of Feyrune represented by Radicus Finch.

They claim that I, Glenn Close, and both a bad person and a bad father,

because I let Erin O'Neill die in our fight with the library,

and I charmed some Rando Bad Guy. I don't remember the name of it.

Oh yeah, also I let Nick do awesome stuff like hot wire cars and smoking the koo-ish.

This is the defendant, me, Glenn Close.

I say that I'm completely innocent of all these charges because the fundamental framework

upon which the legal system is built is a fabricated construct,

and as such the institutions which govern these so-called laws have no power over any of us.

And also, I'm sorry, isn't it a crime to not heal every single person in a fight?

I've killed a lot of dudes here, and smoking weed and boosting cars fucking rules.

And no one can tell me what to do.

I'm gonna play the typewriter sound effect.

Hey, anyway, stay tuned for Glenn Close's Damages, after this short introduction.

Welcome to Dungeons and Datties, not a BDSM podcast,

a thrilling courtroom drama, and D&D podcast about four dads from our world,

flung into the forgotten realms and the quest to rescue their lost sons.

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