Ep. 471 Naughty Nog, Naughty Stories & A Very Public Emergency

CockTales: Dirty Discussions

Kiki Said So & Medinah Monroe

Comedy, Personal Journals, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.6 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

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We’re shaking up the holiday season with a cocktail that tastes like Christmas, cozy vibes, and just a little bit of sin. This week’s drink is the Naughty Nog Martini, a frothy eggnog latte moment that somehow led us straight into one of the wildest public emergency stories ever told on CockTales.

🍸 Naughty Nog (Eggnog Latte Martini) Recipe
Ingredients:

1–2 oz vanilla vodka
1 oz eggnog
1.5 oz cold brew or espresso
0.5 oz simple syrup (optional if you like it sweeter)
Dash of cinnamon or nutmeg
Ice

Instructions:
Add everything to a shaker with ice. Shake hard until frothy, strain into a martini glass, and top with cinnamon or nutmeg. Sip slowly… because clearly, this drink has consequences.

Once the cocktails hit, we dive into:

✨ Holiday traditions and why cheesy Lifetime movies still eat every time
✨ All Her Fault theories, plot twists, and why Kiki is ready to write and direct
✨ Medina’s acting dreams and the monologue she’s already prepared
✨ Theme night prep: Dirty Disney, North Pole After Dark, In Living Color, and Strip Club Night
✨ Plane farts, airplane germs, and why those blankets are not your friends
✨ A full-on stomach betrayal that led to a Ziploc bag, a frantic phone call, and an emergency Chick-fil-A pit stop

We also get into supporting partners with mental health struggles, TikTok conspiracy holes, dog-nap nightmares, Carry-On Only delusion, and why sometimes you just have to end the whole day and start over.

This episode has holiday chaos, movie talk, outfit planning, questionable decisions, and a very public emergency that will absolutely have you hollering.Grab a Naughty Nog and press play — we warned you.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, yeah, check one, two, check one, two.
0:04.3	Is this mic on?
0:05.5	Is this mic on?
0:06.5	Hey, listen, man, it's the one and only trendset of DJ since,
0:09.7	and you're listening to cocktails.
0:11.5	Dirty discussions with Kiki and Medina Monroe.
0:14.5	Yeah.
0:19.5	Today's cocktail is called a naughty nog latte martini.
0:24.9	I just thought you got to say it like that.
0:26.4	A naughty nog.
0:27.5	The ingredients you need to make a naughty nog is one and a half ounces of vanilla vodka.
0:32.8	Oh, I ain't tasted this one yet.
0:35.1	Two ounces of almond nog.
0:37.7	If you're trying to be healthy, a little eggnog.
0:39.8	One and a half ounces of cold brew espresso.
0:43.9	0.5 ounces of simple syrup.
0:46.4	Optional.
0:47.3	If you like it, sweeter.
0:48.3	Did we use it?
0:49.6	I use a little bit.
0:50.5	Not just like probably 0.5 for both of us.
0:53.6	A dash of cinnamon and some ice, y'all.
	...

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