There is a flat on Grimaud Place.

They call The House of Black, and it's Ben the ruin of many poor elf, heads mounted on a plaque.

You are listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for folk singers.

Oh, my poor mistress, if she knew, if she knew the scum of letting her house,

what would she say to old creature?

Oh, with a shame of it, mudbl blunt and werewolves and traitors and thieves. Poor old creature,

what can he do? I'm Heather Pricewright. And I'm Alex Dallensberg. I was going to sing that

House of the Rising Sun parody, but I'm still a little congested.

We tried it a couple times singing, and it sounded terrible.

A little crazy.

It's the Harry Potter Book Club for folk singers who can't sing. But I have written the rest of the lyrics.

So those might appear at some point in time. We'll post them somewhere.

Alex is insanely good at parody lyrics. Like, this is actually one of the first things I learned about

you. I could have been... Weird Al. Weird Alex in another lifetime. You're listening to the Quibbler.

We are reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

And this week's chapters are The Order of the Phoenix and the noble and most ancient house

of black.

You will hear spoilers and cursing, of course.

That's what you're here for.

And you will hear some adult themes.

This week's

adult themes are group dinners, the life changing magic of tidying up, maternal anxiety, the deep

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