Ep. 46—Magic Pixie Dream Girl

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Why can't wizards make plans that make any sense? This week, some aurors break and enter (more like, Mad Eye RUDE-y, I am right?), Tonks trips a bunch, Harry continues to shout at everyone he loves, Sirius's mom yells some slurs, and Percy is truly and 100 percent trash. Plus: Metaphysical questions about potatoes. This week's chapters: The Advance Guard & Number 12 Grimmauld Place Next week's chapters: The Order of the Phoenix & The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

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0:00.0	Listen, My Children and You Shall Her of the Midnight Flight of Harry Potter.
0:06.0	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Terrible Poets.
0:11.0	We don't break ranks for anything, got me?
0:15.0	If one of us is killed, the others keep flying. Don't stop. Don't break ranks. If they take out all of us and you survive, Harry, the rear guard are standing by to take over. Keep flying east and they'll join you.
0:30.5	Stop being so cheerful, Medi. You'll think we're not taking this seriously. Mount your brooms. That's the first signal.
0:40.6	Yeah, that was bad.
0:42.3	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:43.5	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:45.0	One if by land and two if by sea.
0:47.1	And I at the North Tower of Hogwarts shall be.
0:50.5	One if by land, two if by broom.
0:53.3	And I will, nope, I lost it.
0:56.0	Hi, this is the Quibbler.
0:57.8	That's some Henry Wadsworth Longfellow for you, right?
1:02.0	I don't know.
1:02.7	I think it's a longfellow.
1:03.7	Okay.
1:04.5	You are listening to the Quibbleau podcast.
1:07.4	We are two weeks in now to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. This week, the chapters we are reading are the advanced guard and number 12 grimold place. In this podcast, you will hear spoilers. You will hear cursing. You will hear some adult themes. This week's adult themes are reintroducers, human shields, changing your
1:30.9	look, urban blight, and family feuds. And before I ask you, Alex, what happened this week?
1:37.9	I just quickly want to return to a favorite topic from last week's episode, Mrs. Figg,
1:43.1	because we got a rad email today, and I just
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