Ep 467 – Shadow the Lamanite, Part 1

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2018

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

What if the spirit of Moroni told the spirit of Joseph Smith to tell the spirit of Glenn to peep into his stones and re-translate the Book of Mormon from the perspective of a newly revealed Book of Mormon character named Shadow the Lamanite? (Zelph’s cousin, three-times removed) Would you maybe possibly get a whole ‘nother testament of Jesus Christ? Listen in and find out. Plus, a special Easter/April Fools Day extended Easter Egg of an April Fools joke Glenn played on his mission. And what’s more, free ice cream cones for everyone who changes their Facebook status to “I am a yummy yumkin” just for today. Try it and see.

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0:00.0	Shadow is a lame a night that lives inside your soul makes you feel all scared and
0:21.4	worthless keeps you from your goals.
0:25.0	If you feed your shadow, it will take a mental toll.
0:31.0	Feed your light and you'll live exceptional.
0:37.0	Lee, exceptional Lee. It doesn't have to rhyme.
0:41.0	This is infants on thrones.
0:45.0	The philosophies of men
0:47.0	mingled with humans.
0:49.0	We are the core. We are. Welcome back to Infants on Thrones. I'm Glenn Ostland and guess what? I'm writing a book or or I'm rewriting a book. It's called
1:10.0	The Book of Mormon,
1:21.0	Which we believe to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly.
1:24.5	So, okay, I'm just doing my part.
1:27.3	So over the next several weeks and months as I'm writing this thing, I will be doing live
1:31.7	readings of the chapters as part of our new Wednesday Night Live
1:35.2	feature.
1:36.2	So that's what you're going to be hearing today.
1:38.5	But if you're anywhere near Mesa, Arizona and you want to come by and listen and discuss this in person.
1:44.6	Matt and I are taking turns every Wednesday night between what he's doing to raise
1:49.1	awareness around abuse while I am actually inflicting self-abuse with the rewrite of the Book of Mormon.
1:56.1	So we'll be at the community of Christ church from 630 to 830 p.m. on Wednesday nights
2:05.1	from now until we stop doing it which I don't know when that's going to be but I'm calling this rewrite Shadow the Lamanite and you're
2:09.8	going to hear all about it now. All right so before I start reading I just want to ask you guys
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