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Infants on Thrones

Ep 466 – The Slow Track Program: A mini Smackdown

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2018

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Glenn, Matt, and Scott review a Mormon satire piece called: “The Slow-Track Program!”  We also tease the imminent return of…. wait for it…. Nah.  You’ll just have to listen. http://spirituallythinking.blogspot.com/2010/03/slow-track-program.html

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And the Israel,

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Israel's army all army all of us against the world we're the right ones

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ones strike them all down yeah let's strike first

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hope of Israel rides in my cutting open their soft flesh with truth and right.

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Sound the war cry don't strike last. Let's go out and kick their ass.

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This is infants on Thrones. Minnesot.

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Minnesot.

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Yay!

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After your faith has let you down.

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Welcome back to Infants on Thrones. I'm Glenn

1:04.2

O'Sland and today you're going to hear a mini Smackdown that Matt and Scott

1:09.2

and I recorded back in January and well I just kind of forgot about it but it's fun and it's timely

1:16.3

because April is upon us and April is a month of

1:23.7

rebirth. So what better month in April to bring back a voice that everyone loves to hate

1:27.2

the one and only Mike Tanahill?

1:32.1

So in April, in April, expect to hear or to avoid hearing a lot of Mike this upcoming month.

1:39.2

There will be froback episodes to reacquaint new listeners with Mike since it's been a few years since we've had

1:44.1

him on and most of those old episodes are buried deep in our back catalog. You'll also get more

1:50.0

McConkey Seven Deadly Heresies Smackdowns, which Mike will participate in.

1:55.4

You'll hear from the top three winners of our last essay contest, and we'll also set the stage

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for the next essay contest, which will start on May 1st, 2018. If you want to be a part of that

2:06.9

contest please submit your essays to infants onthrones at gmail.com by April 30th and I'll update the information on the website so you can go there

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