Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Alright, how you doing?

Thank you very much.

I have no idea what you're so happy about.

The world is completely full, I got a part, thank you.

There's a shooting in Texas, a volcano in Hawaii, an outbreak of Ebola in the Congo.

But don't worry, Trump is monitoring it all by tweet.

Oh wait, wait, I'm just getting this just in.

Yeah, I'm getting his Twitter rulings.

Ebola, incredible.

volcano tremendous.

Shooting whatever the NRA wants.

I mean, is there any wonder people aren't having kids?

Anyone who did you see this this week?

The fertility rate is at a record low for the second straight year.

The infant shortage is so bad now, airlines have to play tapes in baby crying.

And we're going to babies, Trump administration, you know, while they're doing the other shitty stuff that's getting all the headlines,

fucking you a million different ways.

Announce, they're now cutting off federal funding for clinics that provide abortions or even refer patients to places that do abortions.

That's right, no money for abortions.

That money has to come from Michael Cohen.

And yeah, I think Trump may have skipped health class.

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