Bonus Bill – Ep. #461

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.2 • 15.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2018

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0	Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.
0:07.0	How you doing?
0:10.0	Thank you.
0:11.0	Thank you very much.
0:13.0	Please.
0:14.0	I'm saying yourself.
0:16.0	Well, are you excited about the Royal Wedding on Saturday?
0:21.0	That's the thing that you are.
0:26.0	No, it's exciting that Prince of England is marrying an American.
0:30.0	I still don't give a shit.
0:32.0	I'm being mean.
0:34.0	Some people do care.
0:36.0	And they're going to be up early on Saturday morning with the box of tissues and 12 of their cats.
0:44.0	No, I'm very disappointed that Megan Markle's dad is not coming.
0:49.0	Did you just have you seen this guy?
0:52.0	I was so hoping this guy would show up.
0:55.0	And show England what America is really all about.
0:58.0	I wanted to see him there with a shitty fitting tuxedo and make America a great hat.
1:04.0	Drinking too much, dancing like a jackass, grabbing the mic from the queen.
1:11.0	Liz, I'm going to let you finish, but quick announcement.
1:14.0	We're running low on Budweiser.
1:16.0	You know that would have been...
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