Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Because you heard he pulled out of the Iran deal.

That's the big nose this week yet. We had a nuclear deal with Iran. The deal was already

had effects Iran and Israel today exchanging missile fire blowing each other up. I don't

know where this is leading but luckily Jarrod's on it. He said, you guys cool it. This looks

really bad on my resume. Now Jarrod's going to use the philosophy that's got it in this

foreign life. Speak softly and carry your wife's purse. So anyway it's Mother's Day

on Sunday. Are you all ready for that? It's a good day for moms, right? They don't

have to do housework. Of course it's Michael Cohen's house. He already does the laundering.

Yeah, turned out Michael Cohen, that's Trump's idiot Mall lawyer. He has been running a slush

fund for anyone who wanted access to Donald Trump. It was called essential consultants. There

was no employees, no website, no nothing. And then people just started putting money into

it. Up to $4.4 million for insight into understanding Donald Trump. He's a fat blonde

idiot. What is there to understand? He's a horny, lying tub of deglo-dog shit. Hey me,

there. I love that title. Essential consultants because collusion ink was two on the nose.

Michael Cohen, known as the fixer. The only thing he's fixing is to go to prison. But

one of the people who was putting money into this turns out to be a Russian oligarch named

Victor Vexloonberg who is good friends with Putin. How do we know he's good friends with

Putin? He's alive. We got another sex scandal, New York Attorney General Eric Schneidermann.

He's been accused of slapping and strangulation by these women. And today Anthony Weiner said,

well, all I did was joke the chicken. And you know what his excuses are, Eric Schneidermann,

he says he was role-playing. He's so wrong to grab a woman by the neck. If he had grabbed

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