Ep 46: Back in a Japhy

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2012

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

An old friend rescues the Sisyphus, but the USS Garcia then becomes ensnared in the same spacial phenomena that endangered the Sisyphus. Guest starring Joseph Wolff Philips as Capt. Japhy Witman.

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0:00.0	Lieutenant Ox, is the ship in sight?
0:10.7	The other ship is in range. Their orbit is decaying, sir, but we should get there in time.
0:15.0	Send out the success signal.
0:17.0	The success?
0:18.5	Send out a success signal.
0:20.0	All right.
0:23.0	Attention, USS Sisyphus.
0:24.1	Congratulations.
0:25.6	We will be saving you.
0:28.4	There's no response, sir.
0:31.6	Are there any life signs on the ship?
0:33.1	Yes, sir.
0:33.9	Between... Oh, man, the numbers are all over here.
0:36.9	200 people, give or take, 200 people. All right. I'm going to take a nap. Might I remind you, Captain, that you are on duty currently as your first officer. I have to point out it's quite illogical for you to leave the bridge at this time. Why do you always say point? It always makes me giggle when you say point, because you got those ears.
0:55.6	Instead of, may I point out, can you say, may I remind you?
0:58.5	May I remind you, Captain, that it is against Federation policy to make racist jokes.
1:03.6	I know, you're making them. So I'm not writing you up for it, because we're buddies.
1:09.6	Duly noted, sir.
1:11.2	All right.
1:13.6	I'm sorry, what were you talking about?
1:14.3	I'm going to take a nap.
1:16.6	It would be inappropriate for you to leave the bridge at this time.
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