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Improvised Star Trek

Bonus Scene: The Freon Frontier

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2012

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Captain Baxter and LtCdr. Watson beat the heat.

Next Full Episode airs July 15th.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, everybody. Thanks for listening. Before we get started, we would like to give out a couple of thank yous to people who've given us some really positive reviews on Facebook. We would like to thank Adam's Aunt, Dreckon Prime, Geron Bowling, Joy Smart, Domer, and Lady Cola Superfan.

0:24.1

Thank you guys for listening.

0:25.8

Thank you guys for reviewing.

0:27.0

We appreciate all of your Facebook comments and all of your iTunes reviews.

0:32.6

And thanks, and I hope you enjoy listening to the episode this week.

0:53.9

All right, Captain, we finished installing that air conditioning unit you wanted in your quarters. This is going to be great.

0:55.0

I don't know why you want it.

0:57.0

We can set the temperature in your room to be whatever you want.

1:01.0

Now, do I need to put any cardboard or tape around this?

1:04.0

No, we sealed it in pretty good.

1:06.0

Okay, good. I don't want it to fall out into space.

1:09.0

I mean, we had to carve a hole in your quarters to put it there. Yeah, well, that's how air conditioning units work. I don't even know where you found this. They stopped manufacturing these 250 years ago. Oh, it's a family heirloom. It's been in the Baxter family for generations. Pride and joy. You know, you could get Legionnaires disease from this thing. like Like, if it's not cleaned out, if it really is that old. So I'd have to, like, join some weird foreign... Oh, it's just what it's called. It's a disease. You'd get sick. Oh. How sick? Like, really sick. Like, as sick as the Legionaire would have back in the day when they were out in the desert

1:44.5

fighting. Hmm. Well, I'm willing to risk it. Uh, go ahead. Turn it up to full. Okay. I'm gonna turn it up.

1:53.7

Then I'm wiping my hands of this and I'm... Stand right in front of a second and then tell me

1:58.3

your wiping it. It just feels unnatural and wrong.

2:01.6

What are you talking about?

2:03.5

There's cold air blowing right on you.

2:05.9

Yeah, I can set it to any temperature I want in this room, but then it's just that temperature.

2:10.7

Right.

2:11.2

I can change the temperature to like 98 degrees in this room and then stand right in front of the air conditioner.

2:17.0

You know how good that feels?

2:19.2

No.

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