Ep 45: The Postman Always Hails Twice

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2012

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Zorb finally tracks Meraxis to a Federation starship, where he finds the fugitive posing as an ensign. But the USS Sisyphus has more surprises in store; Zarlene, the wife who abandoned him at the alter 4 years ago, and an intoxicated new romance. Recorded April 29, 2012 from a suggestion by Zach Perkins.

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0:00.0	Captain Baxter.
0:17.7	Yes.
0:18.8	Okay.
0:19.8	Normally I go with my secrets to Lady Cola,
0:23.5	but this is like a big secret, so I figured I should go to you.
0:28.0	My husband just beamed aboard the ship.
0:30.3	What? You're married?
0:31.9	Yeah.
0:32.9	I was kind of sizing you up.
0:34.7	Well, I'm not, like, it's not that kind of married.
0:37.4	Oh, great. It's like, you like, it's not that kind of married. Oh, great.
0:38.1	It's like, you know, it's like that's why I joined Starfleet Medical Academy.
0:44.7	Uh-huh.
0:45.0	Like, he found me.
0:47.2	I ran away.
0:49.9	Like, okay, we got married.
0:52.1	Like, we got, we did the ceremony.
0:54.2	Aren't you, like, 14? I'm 18. But right as I said, you may now kiss the bride, I fucking
0:59.9	booked it out out of there. Okay, okay. So you never consummated the marriage. No,
1:05.9	never even kissed him. Then I think you're in the clear. I don't think there's any problem.
1:09.6	Okay. I mean, he's here, so we have to do something about him, but... And he's terrifying. Why is he so terrifying? Captain, uh, there's a bounty hunter on the ship. Does he look cool? He has like a trident phaser. That's awesome! Yeah, it's like a trident that shoots three phasers from the end. Well, send him here into my ready room. I gotta meet this guy. His name is Zorb Zonelzhen.
1:30.6	Zorbson. Yeah, it's like a trident that shoots three phasers from the end. Well, send him here into my ready room.
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