Ep. 459: Ham Zoo with Eliza Skinner

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and writer Eliza Skinner joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's berry consumption habits, Jesse's offer to perform at President Elect Trump's inauguration and Eliza's experience opening for Louis CK in large arena venues. Plus, Jordan wants people to send him videos of seals who sound like men.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.7	Jordan Morris.
0:14.8	What detective? How are you, Fred?
0:16.8	Doing?
0:17.7	Okay. I'm enjoying this drizzly weather we have outside.
0:21.2	Yeah.
0:21.6	I had a plastic baggy filled with blackberries in the car.
0:24.7	I ate them on the way here.
0:25.9	I'm sorry, a plastic baggy filled with blackberries.
0:28.3	Sandwich baggy.
0:29.6	All right. I see what you're saying.
0:30.7	What's blowing your mind about that?
0:32.0	You transfer them to a new, you purchase them in a clamshell.
0:35.9	Yeah. Yeah.
0:36.6	And then you transfer them to a baggy.
0:38.3	Yeah. I'm not about to bring that whole package.
0:41.6	I see. Just bring it.
0:43.0	Live that life.
0:44.8	Yeah. But then if I listen, I'm not about to eat a whole
0:48.5	deal of blackberries in the car.
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