Ep. 460: Galoot Contingent with Helen Zaltzman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Podcaster Helen Zaltzman joins Jordan and Jesse fora discussion of frolf as America's new pastime, Jesse's excess cardamum, and Jordan's trip to see Smash Mouth in Pasadena. Plus, Helen's husband Martin Austwick jumps in for momentous occasions and the guys saw a screening of Fences with a Q&A with Denzel Washington.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.2	Jordan Morris, boy detective.
0:15.8	Jordan Jesse Goh, you're weekly waste of time.
0:19.8	Ha, ha, fun.
0:21.3	Enjoyable waste of time.
0:23.3	Yeah, a real goof around that you can listen to and then think to yourself,
0:30.3	did I get anything from that?
0:32.5	And then?
0:33.3	Well, I'm closer to death.
0:36.6	Oh man, that's going to be sweet.
0:38.3	What, with somebody, if somebody says to you, Jordan, like you're at a party.
0:41.6	Yeah. And I know a guy which I am frequently.
0:43.8	Yeah, you're always, never when you're always going to show business parties.
0:46.8	Number two, you're always going to have a party.
0:47.9	Rap party,
0:48.6	Hollywood party.
0:49.4	Gala's red carpet events.
0:51.5	Exactly. These are the kinds, these are the subsets of party that I go to.
0:55.1	And you're probably, I mean, you're probably talking to like Scott Rudin.
0:59.5	Sure. Yeah.
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