Ep. 458: Text Mext with Alison Becker

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Alison Becker joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the secret celebrity dating app Raya, Alison's affinity for Bon Jovi, and Jordan's upcoming trip to see Smash Mouth in Pasadena. #GirlsPlaySportsToo

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.8	Jordan Morris, boy detective.
0:15.6	Welcome to our program. Don't expect much.
0:17.9	Ha ha ha ha.
0:19.4	Wow, right out of the gate, huh?
0:21.1	Well, I just... It's not that it's not a quality program.
0:25.3	Mm-hmm.
0:26.5	We just have no ambitions.
0:29.6	Okay. Well, well, like how do you know that I don't have big ambitions for this episode?
0:34.6	Have you even asked me maybe I want to solve the debt crisis?
0:39.8	Really?
0:40.3	Maybe I'm going to teach people.
0:41.5	Which debt crisis?
0:42.6	Oh, you got a debt crisis? I'll solve it.
0:45.7	Oh, okay.
0:46.6	Check out the beat. Well, the DJ revolves it.
0:48.6	Debt debt baby.
0:52.6	Maybe I'm going to talk about which of my favorite seven wonders of the world are?
1:00.3	What would you say, Liberia, Alexandria?
1:03.0	I mean, it's no hanging garden with that one.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jesse Thorn, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jesse Thorn and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.