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Classic packy move as well.

...classic packy move as well is like go out, get really wasted the night before. Be like, I'm too hung over to drive. And it's like, all right, I guess I'll take the 24 hour leg. And I like my saving grace was, um, the double shots, the Starbucks double shots. Uh shots because there's like a little sugar in

there too got me all amped up but that was like I could I was guaranteed four hours on the double

shot oh you know and like that would that was back when I guess I had a lower tolerance for caffeine

my I always get like you know like the Red Bulls like they like, the normal size Red Bull that they first came out with. And then for some reason, it, like, strange coffee shot or, um, uh, garage or gas stations. Yeah, gas stations. They have, like, the bigger one. Yeah, the big gulp. Well, well, they have, like, a middle one. And then they got the really big one. I usually get like two of the middle ones and then I'll get a smart water and I put the element salt in the salt water and I'll do like half and half. And I, and usually that like will keep me up and I'll be fine just drinking. But it's always a sugar-free red bowl. For some reason, the sugared red bill absolutely kills my stomach to where I'm driving. For some reason?

I'd like I just think it probably goes back to Red Bull's the devil. That's what killed of

each. I know exactly where my that's what killed of Egypt. It goes back to a party we had in Amsterdam.

Yeah, RBVs, right? Red Bull Vodkas. Yeah. We were in Amsterdam in the Red Light District. We ended up drinking Red Bull and Vodkas and I got thrown out of a live sex show. And we started a melee and threw a dude in the canal. There's so many good buzzwords in there. Canal. Malay. The Red Light District. Amsterdam. Red Bull vodka. I got kicked out of a sex party. No, dude. Well, we were at this live sex show. We started laughing hysterically. The dude got off stage, tried to fight us. And so I'm over there trying to fight a dude. Naked? Leather chaps. That was it. Just leather chaps and the dude's throwing bombs at me and uh we threw them outside and then then the

baltons got thrown up yeah i was like well dude it's not my fault that you're hung like a cashew i mean

come on okay all right i'd like that's why we were laughing red bull vodka but maybe it was just like

maybe so that's the thing with the red bulls too is the size like you know.

Are you saying that the Red Bull affects the penis size?

No, I know.

I'm about to make a different sort of metaphor.

But like when you go to a gas station, you look at the Red Bull, like the biggest ones are exactly, they're indiscernible from the smallest one. Like usually in branding, they like either

change the color a little bit or maybe change the logo a tiny bit, but they're indiscernible. So you

could go in there and you're just like, I'm not really sure like which one is the one.

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