Ep 43: L for Lorenzo

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Dave Ross, Zabeth Russell, Lynn Ferguson and Chris Martin join Dave Holmes to joke about bear tits, the coconut dog and why 30 years ago sucked. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos. MaximumFun.org

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0:00.0	Hello, folks, I'm Dave Holmes.
0:01.4	Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and U.K.
0:05.8	comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.
0:09.7	Now, shockwaves were felt this week from Atlanta to Zenor.
0:12.7	Zenor?
0:13.6	It's in Cornwall.
0:14.6	Look it up.
0:15.3	I just did.
0:16.4	Is OK Magazine dropped a bombshell, but Clooney-Alamudin marriage may be on the rocks.
0:21.3	You guys?
0:22.2	No.
0:22.9	Yeah.
0:23.4	No.
0:24.3	George Clooney, one of America's hottest celebs and Amal Al-A-Mudin, the UK's only
0:29.1	attractive person, are said to be headed for divorce, according to a tabloid, which stands
0:33.7	to profit handsomely for making all this up.
0:35.7	Now, what could be the cause of their transcontinental turbulence?
0:38.9	Maybe George is jealous that the UK got season five of Downton Abbey before the U.S.?
0:43.1	Maybe Amal is jealous that the U.S. has Taylor Swift, the younger, hotter Margaret Thatcher.
0:48.6	Can the Iron Lady shake it off? I doubt it.
0:51.3	Or maybe they could just use a good laugh.
0:53.1	Luckily for them, we got great games and awesome guests this week.
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