Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters. I'm sorry. I'm very loud.

The transatlantic panel show that usually pits U.S. and U.K. comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

Things are falling. Phones are flying. We're going to get into it.

This week, though, it's a very special episode in the sound of Crowdered House.

It might be a hint that this episode, we are pitting the U.S. against

a legendary comedian from New Zealand.

That's right, folks.

It's a battle royale of Kiwi versus Bald Eagle,

Hobbit versus Transformer,

Tim Tam versus Oreo stuffed crust pizza.

You got the idea.

This is International Waters.

And now, when the world comes in is international waters.

Now playing for the country that are sometimes called Kiwis, I am cautious in American.

The people are called Kiwis.

Okay, okay. Okay. Oh, so the people. So we don't call actual New Zealand just Kiwis? And we're named after the bird, not the fruit.

I see. I see. Is it a slur?

No, not at all.

That's a common question.

Okay.

Yeah.

Really?

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