Ep 42: Flamingos, Plonkers and Dogging
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2015
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks, I'm your host, Dave Holmes. |
| 0:01.8 | It's 2015. |
| 0:03.0 | It's January. |
| 0:03.8 | It's a new year. |
| 0:05.1 | Everybody's fat and depressed and nobody's eating carbs until we get flat abs or ketosis or both. |
| 0:10.9 | Hashtag first world problems, guys. |
| 0:12.9 | Huh? |
| 0:13.6 | But hey, what do you say? |
| 0:15.4 | We cheer ourselves up with a transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:21.8 | You're listening to International Waters. |
| 0:23.8 | Woo! |
| 0:24.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, as you can hear, we're lucky enough to have Team UK in the studio with us this week. Welcome to the studio, Brits. |
| 0:47.6 | Yes, night. Hello. |
| 0:48.1 | Welcome to our country. What a pleasure. We keep the sun here. |
| 0:51.1 | Yeah, it's nice, actually. Could you lend it to us for a few months of the year? |
| 0:54.4 | Nope. |
| 0:54.6 | We were very appreciative. |
| 0:55.6 | Nope. |
| 0:56.2 | No, we can't. |
| 0:57.3 | Well, let's introduce you first. |
| 0:58.8 | Playing for the island that is so chilly and aloof, it's the Tilda Swinton of Countries. |
| 1:02.5 | She's the star of The World Stand Up and Russell Howard's good news. |
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