Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for letting us center in your midst. Michael Eric Dyson will be out here shortly to take me to take me to the wood shed.

But first there is someone who works with me Donald Trump.

Did you watch the coming testimony? People actually went to bars and restaurants at 10 in the morning to watch this shit.

I mean it's all part of the campaign the Republicans have to make America day drunk again.

So just to give you a quick recap the former director of the FBI said on five times during the testimony that the president lied to him demanded his loyalty above his honesty threatened his job wanted to shut down the investigation when that didn't happen fired him.

And the Republicans still will not impeach him if only Trump had asked for me to blow him.

What was so shocking to people is that Trump did not tweet for 46 hours. That's a new record. How about it for president?

But of course it couldn't stay away from it today. It tweeted despite so many false statements and lies total and complete vindication.

And wow, call me what a leaker. That's what he, with any road hashtag still Putin's bitch.

You know where the America is a funny place it all comes down to who you believe a pathological liar who has been known to interrupt himself mid-lie to tell another lie.

That's true. Or the patriotic boy scout who took meticulous notes every meeting he took notes right after Trump needs more meetings where people take notes. They're called psychiatrists.

So.

But listen to this. Comey was contacted. He said nine times.

Nine times. He's only been off there's like a hundred days.

By Trump, many of those times Trump asked everyone else to leave the room.

To the point where Comey had to tell other people don't leave me.

Don't leave me alone with him to which every Trump beauty patching contestant said welcome to our world.

Here's the point I love.

Of the of call me testimony. He says Trump said to him, I have been very loyal to you very loyal. We had that thing.

Why does everything Trump says? I was like a wiretap of the Gambino's.

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