Ep 41: The Right to Bear Arse
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2014
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Dave Holmes. |
| 0:01.9 | Welcome, 2015, whatever. |
| 0:05.7 | And our special 2014 year-in-review episode of International Waters. |
| 0:10.7 | That's right, you guys, you're here for a special one. |
| 0:12.7 | This is the Transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:18.8 | Yes, listeners, another year has come and gone and we're |
| 0:21.9 | going to discuss all the highs, the lows, the triumphs, the tragedies, all of the groundbreaking |
| 0:27.2 | things that happened this year on Coronation Street. Can we talk Coronation Street for a minute? |
| 0:32.5 | My God, we started off with the heartbreaking assisted suicide of Haley Cropper. I think Carla handled that situation extremely well. |
| 0:39.5 | I've never been more on her side. |
| 0:41.3 | But the kill streak wasn't over because Tina ended up being thrown from her balcony and then hit on the head with a lead pipe. |
| 0:47.0 | And it wasn't even Peter Barlow. |
| 0:48.5 | It wasn't even Tracy Barlow. |
| 0:50.2 | It was Rob Donovan all along. |
| 0:52.0 | I kind of suspected it. We got our first Muslim family with the Nazirs because apparently there were no Muslims in the UK until 2014. |
| 0:58.4 | Also, Steve McDonald thought he had melanoma. |
| 1:01.0 | Turns out he was just depressed. |
| 1:02.9 | I also contracted depression because Norris's parcel went missing. |
| 1:06.0 | You guys are looking at me like you don't know what I'm talking about. |
| 1:08.0 | No, I'm just so taken in by it. |
| 1:10.3 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:11.2 | Watch Coronation Street on Hulu. |
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