Ep 40: Cue the Jingle Bells!

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Erin McGathy, Chris Fairbanks, Cariad Lloyd and Paul Foxcroft join Dave Holmes for our Christmas special, sharing stories of grandmothers’ biscuits, the Danish word for squirrel and Santa’s washboard ass. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos. A MaximumFun.org Podcast.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Dave Holmes.
0:01.1	Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic paddle show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.
0:08.7	They told me burrow.
0:16.2	There it is.
0:18.3	977.
0:19.5	David Bowie or Bowie, Bing Crosby singing Little Drummer Boy.
0:23.8	Or Crosby.
0:24.7	Or Crosby.
0:26.2	Perumpa Pum.
0:27.5	I sang that at a Christmas pageant when I was in fourth grade in front of my home.
0:31.7	How did you do?
0:32.5	With Ben Crosby?
0:33.3	I did really well.
0:34.2	Yes.
0:34.9	Yes, I did.
0:35.9	It was pretty impressive.
0:37.4	Then he hit me.
0:38.3	What says Christmas more than an intergenerational duet between a cracked-out bisexual space pixie
0:43.3	and a dead-in-a-month, 800-year-old golf guy who beat his kids?
0:47.7	He beat his kids.
0:48.7	He did?
0:49.4	He did.
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