Ep 408 - Boy Shit

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	This one is steaming in the warehouse. You know how much Wayne's worth Forbes estimated Wayne Industries worth what Bruce Wayne is a
0:07.7	9.2 billion dollars 9.2 billion
0:09.9	Wayne Industries brings in there and they're slaving away in the
0:14.0	33 billion dollars a year
0:16.2	May how do they estimate Wayne Industries?
0:20.2	They don't they just this is a rhodothane. Yeah, I should have read the article, but I saw the headline. I said I knew it dude
0:27.2	He's a billionaire billionaire playboy 9.2 billion none of the guys in the warehouse respect them
0:32.9	Yeah, but who would ever suspect that a billionaire playboy be at nighttime? What saving saving city?
0:38.8	how
0:40.1	Bruce Wayne. Yeah, oh
0:42.3	Shit, I shouldn't I shouldn't close cover Batman. Never mind. Wait what wasn't Bruce Wayne Batman?
0:50.3	Yeah, I shouldn't blow his cover dude. Not everyone knows you not everyone seen the movie true
0:53.7	I'm not
0:56.5	Not everyone seen the movie yet. So my bad my bad
1:02.3	I saw the first half of Batman. I was like I don't like this fucking Bruce Wayne fucking dickhead
1:06.5	And then you know, I mean and then halfway through I was like, oh, he's actually a good good guy vigilante
1:11.0	I thought it was just of you know, you should have stood up and like what yeah, what wait, hold on what the fuck
1:18.1	I had one of those last night. I put on I watched fight club for the first time in a long time. Yeah, you yeah
1:24.0	It's good. Still kind of gay the way they talked all time. Yeah, we're like we're a
1:28.4	Americans we don't even have fathers father supposed to be God God left us
1:33.2	Maybe God doesn't like you maybe we don't need him. It's like shut up damn
1:37.3	but
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