Ep 407 - SUDs (feat. SWIM & Dru Montana)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, Bezos have never even soy sauce.
0:02.0	That's not true.
0:03.0	I've seen you consume soy.
0:04.9	I've never consumed soy in my life.
0:06.5	That's patently okay.
0:07.6	Make sure you're lactate.
0:08.5	I found that out when I was like nine.
0:09.6	They never touched it.
0:10.5	Some people claim that's not true.
0:11.5	Yellow five, I've never touched.
0:13.2	Dude, and I know what Ademame is and I like it.
0:16.7	Yeah, I know exactly what it means.
0:17.9	You probably start lactating.
0:18.9	Yeah.
0:19.8	Really think so?
0:20.6	No, that's, you can,
0:21.6	is second that the yellow five thing dropped
0:23.2	and stopped eating it.
0:24.1	Full shit.
0:25.0	And you can see it in my balls, man.
0:25.9	I've seen you do the do.
0:27.1	You've never seen my ball.
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