Ep 409 - Everything is Sweet

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, just got back from the Rocky Mountains performing out there.
0:03.8	What was the elevation when you're performing?
0:05.6	The elevation sucks.
0:06.8	Were you concerned about the elevation?
0:08.8	No, I was dying.
0:09.8	Dude, you could have passed out.
0:11.3	The elevation was brutal.
0:12.6	You could have fucking passed out.
0:13.6	I couldn't tell if it was because I was extremely nervous or not.
0:16.0	But as soon as I got on stage, my mouth was like...
0:18.8	I mean, guys...
0:19.8	I was like, oh, fucking Navy SEALS.
0:21.8	Oh, god, that'd be so scared.
0:24.4	I would blame it all on the...
0:25.6	It was the hyperbaric chamber, something performed from some sort of suit.
0:29.6	Dude, you wake up every day.
0:31.2	Your skin's totally dry.
0:32.4	Your mouth's totally...
0:33.4	I mean, that also could be a hangover.
0:34.4	But...
0:35.4	But also could be a 30 beers.
0:37.4	Night number one was rough, dude.
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