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Ep. 38 - Why Dr. Disrespect HATES Ludwig...

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

What's up, gamers. This week the boys talk about Aiden and Ludwig's ski trip, Slime gets 0 kills in a Fortnite tournament, and Dr. Disrespect says some wild things to Ludwig on Twitter.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The European thing he is the founder of YouTube Google. It's her sister's divorcee and her sister's ex-husband. That's nepotism. Well, ex-nepotism. That's nepotism. Yeah.

0:30.0

That's why that's why my joke is Sarah gay brin. Well, it's just the the name of the guy. Yeah, you're gonna say it. Why don't you say Sarah Long gay bowser.

0:41.0

Dude, that was fucking nice. Maybe I'm built for this. That was way. Maybe I really do have what it takes. It was a Sarah Long gay bowser.

0:53.0

And gore recording. Needed that. Needed that. Are we recording? Yeah, it's, you know, it's just making sure. And then my other one was just this.

1:04.0

Just a dog. And I'd say why are you wet yet?

1:10.0

Oh, man, please make at least five dog fucking jokes to Susan Wajinsky. Never. What? Never.

1:18.8

Howard. Love it too much. You do not as much as not as much as her dog. Do you think dogs can differentiate between like a dog's pussy?

1:30.0

Like a human's pussy. A hundred percent. Yeah. You're wondering if dogs can differentiate between pussy. Like you feel like you're, if you're a white woman, right?

1:39.0

Great question. I feel like and a rot wiler is going to town on you. Okay. Yeah. And it's, and it's name is like Bruce. Right. Okay. And Bruce is just.

1:49.0

It's just nailing you like a fucking hound. Like a hound. Like a hound. Like a, as he's a rot wiler and a hound is a different type of dog class. But he's, you know, he's going, oh, and so.

2:03.0

Do you think that Bruce is like, damn, this is this hits different. What is this? Yeah. So you're not saying can do they know that it's not a dog. You're saying do they have preference?

2:15.0

It's actually the first one. The first one. Okay. You're wondering if they know they're fucking a human.

2:21.0

He used to throw in the ring here. Yeah. Apparently, like embedded in their DNA dogs can understand humans pointing. Oh, do you think it's embedded in their DNA?

2:34.0

Inside of a white woman's vagina. Yeah. Maybe the art, maybe the article skipped that. Yeah. Maybe they maybe the academics don't really. Maybe it's just banned info.

2:45.0

You know, yeah. That's what they found out in Japan. This is what the World War II hiding. This is what the Germans found out. Yeah. And when we hired those scientists, they hit the information. That's area 52. It's just a dog that was like, yo.

2:59.0

It's just, it's just a dog bone logo next to it. It's actually standing dogs with like big science suits in clipboards. And then women in cages. White women specifically. Oh, well.

3:11.0

And the dogs are walking down the road. I have a way to get us out of this. What? Oh, wait, wait. I got it. Sound speed. That's the first time I've ever done it. Wow. And it shows that club was quizzed out of the way. I sat and I broke another chair. Oh, it's right.

3:28.0

Can we get that out of the way? It is super fat. I don't like the way. So we were all saying the same song. It was really good. I sat in my chair. I'm actually fucking really sad about it.

3:40.0

You know what? I'm sad. Yeah, it's weird because you broke your chair. I love I less. You're sad because you're you're a you're like a you're a big horse of a man. Maybe throwing gorge yourself on in it.

3:52.0

You're a big old horse. Yeah. With like huge the Clydesdale sits and goes, why did that happen?

3:57.0

Hunting sugar is done. If you were an actual horse, you'd be shot dead. Why the long face idiot. Yeah. And so you should know that. Run and tell that. And I wish and I wish you were. This is dark, dark.

4:10.0

He fucking broke the chair with his big, weird body. If you were in the lab, the dogs would just be so mad at you right now. The dogs would be you would I would say you'd be squirting your fucking eyes out.

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