We were on set of the William Osman shoot. Uh, he comes looking like absolute shit. He shows up to this shoot like with like Chipotle stains all over his shirt. And he looks at me and he goes, hey, can I wear your shirt?

As like there is fucking dresser drawer as the director. I take off my shirt and let him wear it. And I'm like, yeah, man, you can wear my shirt. And I'm like, I fucking.

Here's the thing. Ludwig is the air in North of of one take, Jake's and that I'll explain this.

He was a guitarist. He was a, I think a lot of guitars for nine inch nails. And he would try to resume was quoted once it's like this guy shows up. His hair is fucked up. He's late. He looks like shit. His, his shits out of tune. And then he plays one note. And I'm like, yeah, he's the guy.

That's sick. I like being that guy. Yeah. I was at, uh, I was at Mr. Beast. We were chatting and, um, wait, really? And, and I was Friday. Well, you actually, you don't know about this. He was for one day. No. Okay. I thought the PJ Tiktok. Okay. You know, you know how I know about this?

Your Tiktok about him sending you a PJ. He didn't get a PJ. I didn't get a PJ on the baby crazy. Oh, Beast doesn't have PJ on PJ. He probably has BJ and PJ money. I just reject the BJ and PJ. So he offered that. No, he didn't offer it.

So it was like, there was like an attendant. And then they came that they came. I don't even want to talk so ill of her. He said, hey, you want a BJ on the PJ? And you're like, no, just the PJ hold the BJ.

No, I didn't. This conversation did not go like that. Maybe an HJ. I'm sure he gets, hey, HJs on PJs, but I don't because I love my girlfriend. And I'd never even attempt. You would never ask her. I never attempt to hate you. You would never bring her on a PJ. She wouldn't want her to go. So you wouldn't get the ice. She would be.

You want her on the PJ because you might get in my good HJ on the PJ. None of this is how I feel. I'm going to keep going. We figured it out. Okay. So, uh, that that Tiktok showed up on zip or twos for you page. And I was like, no, she's, she's insta skips. What?

And I go, I go, no, no, no, go back. I don't know what this is about. So I watch it insta skips me. No, no. What a snack. What a snake. So I go, I go back and I watch it. And I thought it was all a joke.

I'm like, oh, it's a joke. I literally said, oh, he's kidding. Just keep going. And I didn't know you actually went. Did you see the end of it where he's like, I'll see you.

And then you were like, you made some joke about like, uh, no, the end of the clip. I'm on the PJ. Oh, I skipped it by that. That is when I said, oh, it's a joke. Keep kidding.

I guess that means it's too long. It was pretty long. I actually agree. It was long. Yeah, but still you're dumb. What is the Tiktok? What is the

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It's like real boners. It's like, it's like, come on. It's like a man's boner dogs in normal boners. You don't have to even say dog boners because man's boners work the same. Hey, I don't know what to say about this one. All right, all right.

I'm opinion on this one. Uh, yeah, that was not a meme. Mr. Beast called me on stream on Wednesday. And he was like, like Mr. Beast, what are you doing Friday?

And I was like, uh, not much. I had a shoot planned. Uh, in the morning, but I was like, that's it. He's like, cancel it. I'm getting you a PJ.

No, I was like, okay, so you're getting a BJ on the PJ. He didn't know he didn't do that. He made you get the BJ. What are you? Why are you timing it?

It looked the final question on this. Yeah, Carl fucking get involved, dude. Actually, no question. Go on.

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