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🗓️ 23 March 2022
⏱️ 96 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, hey, amen. I know that you like me. You're super cringy. There you go. That's a little better. |
0:22.4 | No way, no way. I did everything as possible. I think you need, I think you need new one. |
0:30.0 | Just connected for free. Because it is really cringy. Like that one. Aiden. Aiden, how come? How are we going? |
0:41.2 | Put out the cringy. It's your birthday and then you start wearing glasses. |
0:45.3 | This is pretty fucking what's that about? You don't get to just fucking do that. I'm getting older. |
0:50.3 | My vision is going. They're not prescription. Don't come at me. Don't come at me. You're wearing prescription glasses. |
0:56.6 | I went to the prescription store and I got. I went to the church store and you bought some God, huh? Yeah, maybe you should do that. |
1:04.0 | Maybe that's what you need is some fucking Christ. Let the Lord in your heart and your body and your mind. |
1:11.8 | I've been thinking about going back to church. I thought blood like what you got going on over there. |
1:14.8 | Oh, it's just like to zipper. I said it before. You guys don't know how to play Angry Birds. I said, |
1:18.8 | I had some sort of zipper. You'd ignore it. Yeah, it's a high score. Not my fault. You guys don't know how to fucking pod. |
1:23.1 | I'm talking about you. I'm not a pod. I just do that. I think I'll tell you the only thing I know how to do. You're the easiest human to tell. Look, |
1:32.5 | Zipper's got the fucking HDMI signal going. What the fuck is going on? The rough start right now. You can't only be good. Zipper, |
1:38.8 | do you have an iPhone and interviews and podcasts? Oh, you don't are they the same? Dude, I don't have a send this. Zipper is a tech guy. Don't act like Zipper exists. |
1:45.8 | Different like gizmos and gadgets that we exist on. Dude, dude, speaking of gizmos and gadgets, you guys see the tweet I made? |
1:53.4 | Yeah, that guy had a sniper in my Uber. He did have the gizmo. That's a gizmo. I got in and he has like a he has like a |
2:01.4 | handicapped sign on his on his thing. And I'm like, he looks like a veteran. So I'm like, maybe a veteran. I don't know. Okay. |
2:07.6 | And I'm like, I'm looking around and I'm like, oh, cool. He's got like a little charger. Got like all these old things around. |
2:12.1 | This guy definitely drives Uber. He had a weirdly. He had a full laptop in like the |
2:16.8 | The back of your ears. Did he have did he have this? |
2:20.4 | Yeah, he had some sound speed in there. And then I look back and there's a sniper rifle on the floor of the Uber. |
2:24.8 | It's my sniper rifle. It's a 22. |
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