Ep 38: Shuttlecraft Shenanigans
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2012
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
The crew struggles deliver an ambassador, and Lt. Cola broadens some horizons. With special guest Blaine Swen.
Recorded October 23, 2011. Suggestion from Darren Amaya via Facebook.
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| 0:00.0 | Dad, Dad, Dad, the shuttle crafts are gone again. |
| 0:07.0 | That's the third time this week. |
| 0:09.0 | What is going on, Lieutenant Son? |
| 0:12.0 | I don't know, Dad, but the hounds aren't picking up their scent. |
| 0:15.0 | And it's our job. |
| 0:16.0 | It's our job to keep these shuttle crafts in the shuttle bay. |
| 0:18.0 | We have been shuttle bay commanders for four generations |
| 0:22.2 | in this shuttle bay lieutenant son. We need to find out what happened to those shuttle crafts, |
| 0:28.4 | but we're also not allowed to leave the shuttle bay. Oh dad come on. Just once can't we |
| 0:33.5 | wander out in the ship? I've never seen the ship. There's nothing out there son. There's nothing out there for you. |
| 0:39.3 | Dad, there's something out there. There's other lieutenants. I know it. I know there's people who help me. |
| 0:44.3 | There's people, but there ain't nothing out there for you. This is your family tradition and you are not allowed to leave it. |
| 0:50.3 | Now take Lieutenant Stonewall Jackson and Lieutenant Robert E. Lee for a walk. |
| 0:55.0 | Alright, I will. Come on, boys. I guess we'll take another walk around the shuttle bay. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm calling'm I'm |
| 1:11.6 | I'm |
| 1:13.6 | The Space, the final frontier. |
| 1:39.3 | These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus. |
| 1:47.8 | It's five-year mission to explore strange new worlds, |
| 1:50.4 | to seek out new life and new civilizations, |
| 1:54.4 | to boldly go where no one has gone before. You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter. |
| 2:07.5 | Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn White Hayes. |
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