Ep 37: Skyway to the Neutral Zone

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2012

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Starfleet sends the Sisyphus to investigate a strange signal of sagacious origin. Guest starring Dan Granata, recorded January 22, 2012.

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0:00.0	Commander, set a new course.
0:03.5	Aye, sir?
0:04.9	Anywhere in particular?
0:06.0	It's on this pad. It's top secret.
0:08.3	Oh, all right.
0:09.6	Everyone on the bridge, I need your attention.
0:12.7	We've just been given a new mission.
0:14.9	It's highly secretive, and I expect all of you to treat it with the utmost respect.
0:20.6	We're going to be heading into the neutral zone.
0:22.3	Whoa.
0:23.1	Holy crap.
0:24.3	Okay.
0:25.4	Now I know this is breaking a treaty that we've made, but it's of the highest importance.
0:31.4	We've received a signal from the neutral zone, a signal of unknown origins that may have great consequences for the human race.
0:39.3	Captain, is this going to be like the last time when we went to the neutral zone to get a hummus
0:42.5	recipe?
0:44.6	No, no, actually, this matters.
0:48.6	Although that hummus was fucking great.
0:51.4	Same admiral sending us, though.
1:11.3	Oh, sorry, was that a secret? No, no, that's fine. Okay. But I expect you to all behave the utmost professionalism. Even you, Ensign, lackey. Okay, sir. All right. Commander, can I see you in my ready room? Yes, sir, of course. Commander Watson, you have the bridge. Wow. I wonder why we're going there.
1:13.8	Well, the last time we went, it was to get a hummus recipe.
1:15.1	I know. What could it be this time?
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