Bonus Scene: Mo' Tachyons, Mo' Problems
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2012
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Announcing several changes to Improvised Star Trek!
Firstly, new episodes will now be released biweekly instead of weekly. While we're sorry to make you wait longer between adventures of the USS Sisyphus, the new schedule will ensure that episodes arrive reliably on time, and that every episode meets our highest production standards. It'll also free us up to produce bonus materials we've wanted to provide. Expect to hear some extras coming your way soon, hopefully to tide you over between new episodes.
Secondly, we're thrilled to welcome a new member to the cast, Mary Cait Walthall. Mary Cait is an active member of the Chicago improv community, and we're all thrilled to have her on board the Sisyphus. Listen for her in upcoming episodes!
Lastly, thanks to all of you who listen. If you're a fan of the show, keep spreading the word to your friends. Thats all for now, but we've got some exciting stuff in works, so keep listening, and watch here for all your Improvised Star Trek news.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The Improvised Star Trek is happy to announce a few changes to the show. Our production schedule |
| 0:05.4 | will be changing such that new episodes are available every other Sunday with occasional bonus |
| 0:11.0 | material in between weeks. We'd also like to announce our newest cast member, Mary Kate Walthall, |
| 0:18.3 | who will be joining us in future episodes. |
| 0:25.2 | This week, we'd like to present a small warm-up scene that we did, based on the suggestion Motakian's Mo Problems, when Mary Kate first joined us. |
| 0:34.2 | I feel like time is going slower. Oh, no, I should have told you before I feel, I feel like time is going slower. |
| 0:39.5 | Oh, no, I should have told you before I set up this blind date. |
| 0:43.2 | I slow down time wherever I am. |
| 0:45.2 | Well, that's, uh, that's interesting. |
| 0:48.0 | I've been married 83 times. |
| 0:49.6 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:50.2 | But I'm 27 years old. |
| 0:51.7 | You look great. |
| 0:52.5 | Thank you. |
| 0:53.2 | I guess, I guess I should, I'm just, just so I know how to plan the rest of this evening. Will I live out my life and die here? Probably. The door is open for you to leave at any time. But I'll also warn you that my presence is so intransing that you won't want to leave. Yeah, well, I mean, at the very least, I'm going to wait for the advertisers. Okay. |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, really? No, I'm not putting up with that. |
| 1:15.6 | It comes with Chipotle mayonnaise. |
| 1:30.3 | You have to stay. |
| 1:32.3 | That does sound good. |
| 1:34.3 | I must try. |
| 1:39.3 | So what do you like to do for fun? |
| 1:43.3 | Well, gosh, I love to bobsled anything that involves falling down from a high height, |
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