Ep 36: Engineering Imagineering

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2012

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

In 2063, humans make first contact with an alien species. In 2161, the United Federation of Planets is formed. In 2372, the Walt Disney Corporation's copyright on Mickey Mouse runs out.

Recorded October 30th, 2011.

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0:00.0	Oh, well thank you for tuning in this week.
0:13.0	Tonight we have a wonderful tale for all of you.
0:17.0	You know, back and star date 486-25.9, we started a little thing in engineering.
0:24.6	Enjoy, won't you?
0:29.6	All hands to battle stations, red alert! Red alert!
0:31.6	I'm here, I'm ready.
0:33.6	Yep, that's totally at station for battle.
0:35.6	Fritz, give me a status report.
0:38.3	Everything is going great. Ticket sales are up 50%.
0:42.3	Ticket? What are you talking about?
0:44.3	I'm talking about to the amusement park.
0:46.3	No, a status report on the ship, we're at red alert.
0:48.3	There is a Cardassian warship approaching right now.
0:51.3	Captain, the Cardassian ships are firing.
0:53.3	Shield's up!
0:55.0	We don't have any power to the shield.
0:57.0	What?
0:58.0	We're hit!
0:59.0	Everything is running Space Mountain.
1:02.0	Why are we running an amusement park on the ship?
1:05.0	Because we have all this space and don't you think we should have a place on the ship where all the kids can have had? I think that. Hail the Cardassians.
1:13.6	Hailing.
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