Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Can I see through my right eye? No, not exactly, Jordan. What happened to your right eye?

I got some kind of migraine side effect. Oh my god. I can't see anything. I had no idea it affected

the vision. Well, infrequently. Sure. But here I am, doll I can say is no depth perception on this week's program.

Okay. Do you promise? Okay, we won't play catch in the middle.

Not even that thing where you make karate chops in front of somebody's face and say they're running through a forest.

Okay, that is a classic gag though. Yeah, well, and I'm pretty hampered.

Okay. But I still don't think you should do it. Okay. Are you gonna...

Brian's doing it to himself. I'm so sorry that you guys couldn't see Brian quietly doing it to

himself and closing one eye and then the other to see how different it would be.

Oh, and I'm sorry, it's for you, America. Is it giving you a new perspective?

That's a really good point. Yeah, you know, now I'm finally seeing things from the left.

There you go. I don't think red pole is so great.

Before you did. It's hot today, Jordan.

Real hot. It's hot. Too hot. Too hot, lady. We better run for shelter.

Do you remember that video being pretty sexy?

Hey, videos are sexy. Yeah, I love a sexy video.

I definitely remember that video from the time of like,

well, what can I masturbate to?

Like, like, trying to find something. It's like, okay, well...

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