Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

Hey guys, this week's Jordan Jesse Goe was recorded live at San Francisco's sketchfest

in front of a sold-out crowd at Cobb's Comedy Club in North Beach.

So, let's go straight to the stage of Cobb's.

That's how loud everyone.

Lots of enthusiasm.

People over here were yelling something. I interpreted it as a threat.

Exciting to be here at Cobb's Comedy Club.

Last time we were at Cobb's Comedy Club, a comedian Rick Overtain, cornered us in the

green room to tell us about why marijuana should be legal.

Just to be fair, we disagree with that.

It distracts from legalization of heroin, which we think is the real issue.

That's like our main thing. I'm on an eight ball right now of ex-Cedren and Migraine Pills.

That should be fair though. I think now is the time to write your concept album.

On the way here, when I was trying to get... I was at my house.

My luggage was at the door. The Uber Car was, forgive me for taking a new

Uber Car. It's the only one on Windows Phone.

The Uber Car was ready to take me to the airport, right?

And I remember, you know, you can get picked up by the Zoon Scooter.

It's just a tubby Russian man named Zoon who comes to pick you up on a scooter.

I'm trying to say, I'm like, I'm there.

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