Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective. Jesse Thorn out today, um,

doing a secret showbiz project that I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about, but I,

I think I can, you know, just it allude to kind of what he's doing. I'm not really sure if it's

out there if it's been on deadline or not, but um, he is, uh, let's just say he's filming a little bit

for the Sklar Brothers pilot on Comedy Central. It's all I'm gonna say. It's all I'm gonna say.

So don't jump down my neck if that was embargoed information. Um, Jesse's not here, but I do have to,

very willing, able, funny, talented co-hosts sitting in with me, people who we have wanted to have

on the show for a while, but have not had the chance. I think they actually said we would love to

do the show only if Jesse's not here. So, um, first we have a very talented writer, a writer whose

work you may have read in Vice Magazine among others, Allegra Ringo. Allegra, welcome to the program.

Thanks for having me, Jordan. Yeah. Uh, here you are. Here I am. And uh, in addition to Allegra, as

if we needed more, um, a very, very funny stand-up comedian, he's got a new special big dumb

animal that you can buy on vinyl now. Matt Bronner. Hey, Matt. Hey, buddy. Actually, uh, vinyl is an

out for like a month. Oh, okay. Uh, it's because all the vinyl factories are backed up. Okay,

because it's so hot these days. Well, yeah. Like when I did my first one in 2009, you couldn't find

any right that were they were backed up because they're like three left. Yeah. Now there's a ton more,

but they're all backed up. Okay. So so what's the what's the preferred method of buying big

double? Oh, you can get it on iTunes and Amazon and all that jazz. And you can watch it on

ComedyCentral.com too. If you just you want to preview it. Okay. It aired it aired. Oh, we could go

now. Yeah. Okay. Cool. So I'll be nobody watches live TV anymore. Right. I know. What am I saying?

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