Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy, detective.

Jordan, I gotta give you a fair warning here.

Okay. By the way, Jordan, Jesse Go is a podcast.

See, I was gonna have a thing at the beginning of every episode where we describe what happens on the show.

Mm-hmm.

I don't know. You had any ideas?

Jordan, Jesse Go is a podcast that's like if you put a bag of microwave popcorn in the microwave

and you took it out and it was just butter steam that came out.

It's like that but a podcast.

So it's like a buttery steam and you're like, where's the popcorn? Ah, fuck it.

I'm just gonna go jerk off.

Okay. Welcome to Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio. We're just resetting.

Yeah. So you're just gonna do that.

I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan, Morris, boy, detective.

Jordan, Jesse Go, of course, the podcast, it's like if you put a bag of microwave popcorn in the microwave,

you press the mic- you put the- press the popcorn button.

I'm- that's- I'm- I'm finishing.

Should I- I don't- I don't really like the ad-libs. I mean, I- I was very particular about the wording of it that first time.

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