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Slack.com slash DHQ. Google has announced its new corporate slogan,

Be Evil. The company said it was only a minor change from their former slogan, Don't Be Evil,

which was abandoned in 2015 after it was found to put too large a burden of responsibility

on Google management. In a statement issued to reporters, Jenny Turpatude, Google's director

of moral diversity said, quote, the company found our management was wasting too much time

trying not to be evil, which required restraint tolerance and wisdom. Being Evil comes

much more easily to us and should save the company countless millions in effort and man hours.

The company decided to make the change after firing an engineer who wrote a memo containing

simple truths out of keeping with the political correct lies that made company brass seem

virtuous when they actually weren't. The engineer James Damor had suggested that there might

be biological reasons why women preferred different jobs in tech than men do and why men

rise to positions of higher power and responsibility within the company. These biological differences

include the facts that men or men and women or women that politically correct lies are

not actually the truth and that reality is actually reality while unreality is not.

Molly B. Silent, Google's director of diversity through utter sameness, responded to Damor's

memo saying, quote, Damor's comments are unforgivable not because they're sexist and

hateful, but because they're true and thereby burst the bubble of the leftist fantasy world

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