It's time for another exciting episode of Lena Dunham, thought police.

Now some of you may be asking, wait, who's Lena Dunham?

After all, if you're like most Americans, you've seen her name in news articles and you've

heard she once had a television show, but you've never watched the show and you've never

read any of the articles because you've been busy doing more important things like

braiding the hair around your navel or trying to see how far you can shoot a booger by

blowing it through a straw.

Well, to bring you up to date, Lena Dunham is a dumpy and unattractive woman who enjoyed

taking her clothes off on the HBO series Girls.

Dunham's nakedness ensured that girls would have an audience restricted to about 17 New

York City journalists who declared the show a tremendous hit before admitting that they

weren't really watching it either.

Dunham claimed that the audience's unwillingness to look at her naked body was due to their

sexist, bigoted, privileging of beauty over ugliness.

She said she looked forward to building a world in which she could take off her clothes

without men trying to claw out their own eyes while screaming for God to kill them now right

now.

But in our latest, exciting episode of Lena Dunham, thought police, Lena Dunham was recently

making her dumpy unattractive way through the arrival hall of JFK International Airport

in New York.

This is actually a true story.

Ever alert, Lena Dunham thought police over her two American airline flight attendants

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