With the president and Congress off on vacation, this is a good time to take stock and make some

predictions about what's going to happen next. Of course, no one knows the future, and so predictions

are always meaningless and usually incorrect. But why should this political commentary show

be any different than the rest of them? The big question facing us immediately is whether the new

chief of staff, former General John Kelly, will be able to bring orders to the White House.

I believe Kelly will solve the problem of Oval Office chaos by taking some very simple steps,

like instituting a strict appointment schedule, keeping the office door closed during meetings,

and shooting the president of the United States with a tranquilizer dart. After the president

loses consciousness, Kelly will chain his enormous body inside a crate and ship him to Manhattan,

where he'll be put on display as Trump, the eighth wonder of the world. Trump, however, will

recover from the tranquilizers, burst from his chains, and climb to the top of the Empire State

Building, clutching a beautiful young woman by the crotch. As bi-planes circle the gigantic

president, firing machine guns at him, Trump will swap the planes away like flies, and manage to

send out a tweet unleashing a nuclear strike on Wolf Blitzer. Meanwhile, back in DC, special counsel

Robert Mueller and his crack staff of Democrat donors will come up with the bright idea of trying

to unseat a duly elected president by inditing his compatriots for the sort of trivial malfeasance

that Hillary Clinton usually pulls off between felonies. Paranoid talk show host Alex Jones will

declare this is a coup by the deep state. The deep state will respond by declaring that Jones

doesn't have a government license to express his opinion, and will therefore have to pay a fine

of $5,000 a day until he obtains a license by leaving a paper bag full of cash in the men's room

of the Starbucks nearest FBI headquarters. Theorias at the deep state coup, Trump voters will rise up

to protect the president, whereupon Democrats will suddenly realize that Trump voters own most

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