Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week, ever strengthening nerdiness, the blinding light of truth and pretentious history buffs

Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse GO!

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart

And I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

Getting some laundry done

Yes, at the laundromat

Here at the laundromat, Jordan, we're recording our live introduction

God, get on the ball, Jordan!

Sometimes I just don't know what place I'm in

Jordan, you're a mess today

I'm a little bit of a disaster area, I'll be honest with you

I'm not recording this in my, I'm not in a great headspace

I'm surprised that you're wearing the institutes for the achievement of human potential t-shirt today

Yeah

Because I don't feel like you're achieving even your potential

I am not, absolutely, it's too hot

Here's the reasons I'm not achieving my potentials too hot and my card isn't have air conditioning

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