Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart

I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

Jordan, this was going to be my all positive show

Because I've been going negative in the last couple of weeks

I've been mirroring Barack Obama in that sense

I tried to start out positive, but then if you're not getting traction, you've got to go negative

Then you can go back to positive, so people will remind you what they like about you

Right, right, once you've stirred up some controversy, once you've opened the arc of the covenant

Blown the Nazis into dust with your truth power

Then you've got to go back positive

Slam and shut, see what I'm saying?

People don't like to look at the truth

That's true, it's a challenge

It's ugly to make things seem difficult

But you know, it's a growth for people

Anyway, I was going to go positive, but I'm not sure if I've got the stamina for it

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